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Were biros available in war- time France? Maybe Rene with his Resistance contacts had a very early sample. Intelligence reports tell me, he was using one in last night’s performance. I think the Gestapo planted it. 

As the peripheral happenings of “Allo Allo” are now as entertaining as the side- splitting play, I will give you the latest. 

We had “The Spanish Inquisition”- translation- “Who’s that Spanish girl at the door?” Children banging on the café window during a touching scene, Rene as always was doing the touching.   

People were coming up with interesting suggestions of where the Knockwurst sausage could be placed as tempers flared briefly during a very energetic and emotive performance. 

The phone in the Colonels Office was seemingly switched to silent ring tone, (ok, maybe not in war-time France) he was entertaining Gruber and Captain Bertorelli so perhaps it was just good manners! 

We lost a couple of our shining lights, no the cast didn’t walk off, some bulbs blew and a frantic trip to Glasgow by Keith saved the day.   

Flick and Flic

But I thought...

Snippets from the Green Room aka Casa Rosa……… 

Will the real Michelle please stand up...

That is all for now as I have run out of Van de plonk and I reek of Garlic. My parrot is moulting, my candle wonky and my Moustache needs a touch up. Although tickets are all sold for our remaining performances, I may appear in another impenetrable disguise to tell you about our next production. Look out for the final letter from Leclerc very soon.